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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:15

Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why don't younger men like older women?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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