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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

'I did a bit of a dance': Detectorist finds gold 'mourning ring' engraved with skull and date in UK field - Live Science

Then came..

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

What is your review on the Last of Us Part 2?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

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No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Appendix Cancer Rates Climb Among Millennials and Gen X - Newser

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

So they tried

Scientists Just Discovered a ‘Super-Earth’ : Atmosphere, Size, Distance… It Has It All! - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why don't younger men like older women?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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