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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:29

Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Prayers Pouring In After Fatal Car Accident Involving Ohio State Football Legend - Yahoo Sports
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.
So they tried
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Still no good
No way
Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?