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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Prayers Pouring In After Fatal Car Accident Involving Ohio State Football Legend - Yahoo Sports

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.

So they tried

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Compound in Rosemary and Sage was Turned into Alzheimer’s Treatment That Boosts Memory and Cuts Amayloid - Good News Network

No, not a chance

Still no good

No way

Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?